February 2009
70 posts
Errors in communication between my hairdresser and...
Said: Just a little of the length, and a little thinned out?
Heard: Could you make me look like a clown’s apprentice?
Said: A little shorter, thanks.
Heard: I want the style that would emerge if you combined all three of Charlie’s Angels.
Said: Just the usual — little shorter and thinner.
Heard: You know when you have a bubble bath and you shape the bubbles all around...